dear boston university college of fine arts,

i don’t need your 45-page school of music graduate student handbook, i just need to know how long your program is (2 years? 11 months? 3 years?), what your proficiency examination requirements are, a concise list of courses required during residency, and whether or not you have full-ride scholarships/assistantships available.

sincerely,

peeved in portland

p.s. your website is ugly and hard to navigate.